April 2012
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Happy Friday the 13th
I slipped on an actual banana peel while crossing the street today.
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No matter how hard you try, you will never be stranger than what the world...
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Disney Princesses In Accurate Period Costume
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
– Oscar Wilde
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10 Lies Disney Told Me
If you’re pretty enough, you can communicate with animals.
Incredibly rich, hot, popular guys are marriage material.
Pocahontas was a romantic tale between 2 consenting, sexy adults.
Ugly girls look like Anne Hathaway.
Disobeying your parents can only yield fabulous results.
Captain Jack Sparrow will never get old.
Computer-animated films are going to be the greatest things ever.
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That is an incredibly depressing thought. That if you’re in a room and at...
– Jon Ronson, The Psychopath Test
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This just cannot be real.
Ryan Gosling saves woman from being hit by cab in NYC
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I love the way you talk. You just let it flow from you as if you own all the...
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How You Know
You want to travel with them. You want to see what they’re like going through airport security, on planes, in strange countries. You want to meet their families and charm them to pieces. You want to nestle into their childhood beds and look around in the dark at all their old posters. You want to see all the embarrassing photos of them with braces and socks pulled up mid-calf. You want to hear...
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